I found this personality quiz on the internets a while back and finally got around to taking it. I think it was supposed to enlighten me or something. Maybe reading it can help someone else if not me.
If something is forbidden, do you want it less or more?
I want it, more or less.
Is there an area of your life where you feel out of control? Especially in control?
Can my whole life be considered an area?
If you unexpectedly had a completely free afternoon, what would you do with that time?
I’d probably do my laundry.
Are you comfortable or uncomfortable in a disorderly environment?
Not very comfortable, but not uncomfortable.
How much time do you spend looking for things you can’t find?
I’m looking for the meaning of this question.
Are you motivated by competition?
No. Is that the right answer?
Do you find it easier to do things for other people than to do things for yourself?
I find it easier for people to do things for me.
Do you work constantly? Or think you should be working?
No. Can I take a break from this quiz now?
Do you embrace rules or flout rules?
I like rules when they are in my favor and break them when I can get away with it.
Do you work well under pressure?
No, but I might work more quickly.
What would your perfect day look like?
Partly cloudy.
How much TV do you watch in a week (include computer time spent watching videos, movies, YouTube)?
10 hours maybe. This doesn’t include porn.
Are you a morning person or a night person?
I am a mid-day person.
What’s more satisfying to you: saving time or saving money?
Time IS money. Is this a trick question?
Do you like to be in the spotlight?
Only if people are looking at me.
Is your life “on hold” in any aspect? Until you finish your thesis, get married, lose weight?
I tried to put my life on hold, but I think I got disconnected.
What would you do if you had more energy?
Sleep less.
If you suddenly had an extra room in your house, what would you do with it?
Stare at it and wonder “How did I never realize I had an extra room in my house?”
What people and activities energize you? Make you feel depleted?
Creative people and sex energizes me. Sex with creative people makes me feel depleted.
Is it hard for you to get rid of things that you no longer need or want?
I want to get rid of the need for things, but it is hard.
Do you get frustrated easily?
No. Is this quiz over yet?
On a typical night, what time do you go to bed? How many hours of sleep do you get?
Since I live in one room, I typically go to bed as soon as I get home. As many as I can get.
If at the end of the year, you had accomplished one thing, what is the one accomplishment that would make the biggest difference to your happiness?
Not to care whether I am happy or not.