The KING is Dead! Long Live, the Hawk King!

*Please read out loud or to yourself in your best robot voice*
So I read these news articles pointing out that now dead guy Stephen Hawking was an atheist AND apparently he was also this super smart guy in the field of PHYSICS. I assume that this is supposed to convince us that only stupid people believe in GOD. Well, fuck him. I hope he IS gone forever and not enjoying an afterlife. Meanwhile I am going to get back to praying and working on breaking the mental constructs that hinder me from seeing GOD in everyone and everything. I don't believe in GOD. I know that GOD is a word. A concept. All I know is that there is the MYSTERY. The mystery of a universe that even SMARTYPANTS Hawking couldn't figure out. Maybe I'll get around to reading some of his books and even the BIBLE (1 & 2) one day before I die. Although I did see that movie with the Danish Girl playing him and thought it was an entertaining and strange love story. I liked the Danish Girl movie a lot better. Oh, and is isn't ironic that he dies on 3/14 otherwise known as "PIE DAY" because 3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971693993751058209749445923078164062862089986280348253421170679 . . . . . . is a transcendental number?!?! In other words INFINITE!! Coincidence?! I think not. The universe was undoubtedly making a point that only others like me can see. I would say RIP Stephen Hawking, but he wouldn't want that, so instead I will say BYE BYE! SEE YA! DON"T LET THE DOOR HIT YOU IN THE ASS ON YOUR WAY OUT!


Cloud City Phantom

The lack of Lando in the new Star Wars and comments about race in another facebook post triggered an old memory. This is absolutely true.
I had two Star Wars Bespin Guard action figures, one was white and one was black (not African-American, as neither of those places exist in that galaxy). They both had the same mustache as Lando, as this was regulation in Cloud City. As far as I know, they were the only figures Kenner made that were the exactly the same, except for their race.
One time when I was playing with my figures, I placed the black guard, gun in hand, on the Death Star elevator shaft near the tractor beam controls. While I was turned away, the gun flew out of his hand and hit me in the face. Scared the shit out of me. I never played with that figure again. I swear he didn't like me.

UPDATE: My memory seems to have played tricks on me. In researching images for this post (my figures were in storage), I found that only the white guard had the Lando 'stache. I'm leaving the above as written, though, because I find my childhood memories to be more fascinating as memories than actual fact because it's the memories that I've lived with for my whole life. 


Shirtless shoeless man with tattoos spotted outside the former Circus of Books porn den turned hipster marijuana dispensary. Not sketchy at all. I love LA!


Where yeohman has gone before

I've been rewatching a lot of the original Star Trek episodes lately, and I think I have developed a crush on Yeohman Tamura. She was played by the actress Miko Mayama and only appeared in one episode.

Before she went on a voyage of discovery in outer space, she was "discovered" by Burt Reynolds, as this post on her IMDB page states. Hollywood had already discovered her as by the time they met, she had already been on Star Trek and about 10 other TV shows.
According to Burt Reynolds autobiography, "But Enough About Me", Miko Mayama started as a Kabuki Theater player. They met when he stopped in Japan on his way to the Philippines to do the movie, "Impasse." Miko moved with Reynolds to the United States and learned to speak English by watching Bugs Bunny cartoons. Her first words to him in English were, "What's Up, Doc?" They lived together for 4 years before he left her for Dinah Shore.

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Read the whole excerpt from Reynold's book here:

In 1973 she appeared in the Blaxplotation film "That Man Bolt." In this scene, Bolt, played by Fred Williamson, checks out the woman who wooed Burt with bunny talk.


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The Great American Blindness Challenge 2017

Braincelljupiter stares at the eclipse in Madras, Oregon

First I noticed my shadow looked 3D and colors started to become saturated. I felt like I was wearing sunglasses. It felt like I was going blind. It got cold. Then darkness started closing in from the distance. Mount Jefferson on the horizon disappeared. I got colder. Then it was night. People gasped and cheered. Totality. For a little more than two minutes I stared at the fingers of the sun. A man nearby told his toddler daughter, "you have to remember this." And when it was over she said she wanted to do it again. I felt the same way. Do it again. Make me feel small. Remind me we are floating and rotating in the blackness of space. Remind me of how we only exist because of your warmth and the distance you keep from us.


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Old Skool Skater

My roommate from NYU, Cameron Martin, was a professional skater for Powell Peralta. He's now an artist and not on Facebook. Back in 1991 in our sophomore year, we made a video together that I shot and edited. Last week he sent me this link to a recent article about the video and how it lead to the end of his relationship with Stacy Peralta.